The Signs...

Before that..thanks to all that have read/commented on my blog.. it's been great that some people actually read my random ramblings..

Being a gay man... i'd say that one of the most essential tools needed would be a gaydar. Not them crappy low-end ones.. we're talking satellites and laser beams and stuff..

Although it's an inate ability, i've always wondered what it is about someone that makes him come-off as gay? U noe what i mean.. just the other day i was in a lecture theatre and with my roving eyes i spotted a group of guys that i'm convinced are gay.. i think :) (my gaydar's one of those cheapies u find at reject shop)

Well anyway, i started thinking what was it that qualified some guys as gay looking? so here's an UNexhaustive list of signs that i've come to use.. it's certainly notabsolute and it does rely heavily on stereotypes.. but whatever :D

1. Comes from an all boys school... like me!.. hehe... I remember someone telling me that they did some research years back about the schools which prduced the most 'sexual deviants' and they found my school to be like the worst (or best heh heh).. I dunno how true this is but somehow i find that it is abit of a trend.

2. Involved in the arts... esp. a choir! I have a friend in a choir and boy are the choirs full of us! jealous me! and i have another friend in Germany who's studying music and he said like hlaf the guys there are gay... and he said they're yummy too.. i bet he's sooo getting laaiid.. again.. jealous me!

3. Spiky hair... I dunno if it's just me but i find guys who have spiky hair hot.. and gay too.. hehe.. i now alot of straight guys spike too but i dunno... the one and ONLY time that i went to a gay bar (frangipani at ceylon... i luv calling it frangi's, it's so "i go there oh so often" hehe) i found that like almost evryone had spiked hair.. only me and my friend had longer hair. Add 5 points for coloured hair

4. That look in their eyes... To me, this would be like the best sign.. when u look at someone and they look back at you, u can just see it in their eyes. It's like at the same time that you're wondering whether he's gay he's looking at you wondering whether you're gay too!

5. Talks about sex and the city... or some other not directly gay but actually oh so gay thing. In my oh so straight circle of friends nooobooddyyy actually watches satc which i happen to love. The last time i mentioned satc to a group of girls.. one of them actually gasped and said.. "okay, u must be gay" or something like that.. that accurate bitch.. heheh

6. Metrosexual but not reallyyy... Especially in Malaysia where most guys aren't all that stylish, i've come to notice that the ones that bother about how the look.. including any forms of jewellery from bone necklaces too fancy tiffany pendants (u knooowww who you are :)... and a slighlty better than average sense of style would most probably be gay.. But this doesnt apply to other countries where there actuallly aree many metrosexuals.. Back home metrosexuals are pretty rare so they tend to be homo rather than metro. My girlfriends used to think that i was metro, till i came out to them..

7. Never had a girlfriend... This one must be used together with some of the points above. U noe.. the usual "i haven't met anyone yet ".. or "too busy studying/working".. really means "I heart cock". hehe..

Hmm.. i'm sure i had summore but i just can't remember them.. will probably edit this post when i actually remember. These 'signs' are somehow more reliable back home.. in fact my gaydar uber sux here. And these signs obviously must be used together.. meaning to say each sign is not conclusive by itself.

If u guys can think of summore pls leave a comment.. !

ciao.

----EDIT----

Just adding some other signs that was sugested by my friend.. That's right! someone i noe has discovered my blog. It's fun to have someone who noes your li'l secret sometimes :D

Quoted from Spanky's comment

8. Not that into blokish sports e.g. football, rugby. Football players on the other hand...

9. Knows his Prada from his Gucci. Straight men don't seem to know fashion brands save for Adidas, Nike and Reebok.

10. Is inherently polite. Displays all the manners and attributes that would result in mothers' getting that Yay-aku-akan-menimang-cucu glint in their eyes if their daughters were to bring home such a guy. Which is brilliant...except of course that he bats for the other team.

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Thanks to Ms. Spanky Bottoms :)

Derek also mentioned how you can tell by the way some people hold things like their glasses and stuff. Hmm...Must go and check this out :D Its starting to look like i'm writing a thesis or sumthing. hehe