Bored? Come out and play
Well, being here for some time now has got me bored out of my wits. No tv, and no cable. Yes, i'm so kampung okay. But anyway, i've recently came up with ways of which to entertain myself! I have resorted to coming out to frens to take up the minutes in my life..
I've been wanting to do this for quite awhile, i mean i think each person has a list of people of which he feels comfortable about coming out to. So yeah, haha, scaring my straight friends has been my latest hobby. Imagine putting THAT as my hobby when i apply for a job or something. Well, i came out to 2 girls in 2 days, because i felt like it. One of which i would so fall in love with if i was straight. Such a waste.. she's funny, and smart and all and i think the feeling is mutual. But like whatever. They took it pretty well i suppose.. i mean i expected the to anyway. But seriously i have nooo idea why i have an urge to tell them... i mean i don't even see these frens often.. mayb it was bcoz deep inside i want a harem of fag hags.. heheh.
On the side, i played poker with some frens and one of the guys i noticed was wearing a return to tiffany and co. bracelet of which i've alwaays liked.. talk about jealous.. so i asked him about it and he said his friend could get it for 100aud.. like OMG..! and he says it's reall.. and i believe him coz i have a pair of cuff links from the same line given to me as a farewell gift from a very dear friend.. and the design pretty much matches. He said they didn't pass Quality Control or something but who cares.. hehe .. looks goooooooddd! i so want one... But yeah.. this guy's pretty questionable.. He cooks and bakes and he wears tiffany bling. hmmm.. but naaahh.. i mean over here evryone i noe is soo straight that it's just sooo boring... not to mention they're like christian conservatives so that doesn't pan out very well for me... I sooo hope i find more 'interesting frens'. Guess what.. i'm 20 and i don't have any gay frens to talk too.. boo hooo.. i mean the gay people i noe have been in and out of relationships but i have never. been. kissed... well.. there was this once where my frens dog came up to me and just pecked me on the face.. like out of no where.. so my first kiss was from a bitch..!
On other things.. how does a gay guy reconcile his sexuality and his religion.. i'm muslim actually, i come from mixed parentage of malay and chinese but no one would ever noe just by looking. I definitely look chinese. But yeah, i'm not like pious or anything but i try my best to stay away from pork and do the fasting stuff... but i mean i still jerk off to guys...isn't that a wee bit hyprocritical.. i mean some ppl would think why bother at all? you're going to hell anyway.. gay and religion simply doesn't belong in the same sentence.. sigh.. i sooo wish i wasn't gay.. it would make life quite a bit easier.. but que sera sera ...
I've been wanting to do this for quite awhile, i mean i think each person has a list of people of which he feels comfortable about coming out to. So yeah, haha, scaring my straight friends has been my latest hobby. Imagine putting THAT as my hobby when i apply for a job or something. Well, i came out to 2 girls in 2 days, because i felt like it. One of which i would so fall in love with if i was straight. Such a waste.. she's funny, and smart and all and i think the feeling is mutual. But like whatever. They took it pretty well i suppose.. i mean i expected the to anyway. But seriously i have nooo idea why i have an urge to tell them... i mean i don't even see these frens often.. mayb it was bcoz deep inside i want a harem of fag hags.. heheh.
On the side, i played poker with some frens and one of the guys i noticed was wearing a return to tiffany and co. bracelet of which i've alwaays liked.. talk about jealous.. so i asked him about it and he said his friend could get it for 100aud.. like OMG..! and he says it's reall.. and i believe him coz i have a pair of cuff links from the same line given to me as a farewell gift from a very dear friend.. and the design pretty much matches. He said they didn't pass Quality Control or something but who cares.. hehe .. looks goooooooddd! i so want one... But yeah.. this guy's pretty questionable.. He cooks and bakes and he wears tiffany bling. hmmm.. but naaahh.. i mean over here evryone i noe is soo straight that it's just sooo boring... not to mention they're like christian conservatives so that doesn't pan out very well for me... I sooo hope i find more 'interesting frens'. Guess what.. i'm 20 and i don't have any gay frens to talk too.. boo hooo.. i mean the gay people i noe have been in and out of relationships but i have never. been. kissed... well.. there was this once where my frens dog came up to me and just pecked me on the face.. like out of no where.. so my first kiss was from a bitch..!
On other things.. how does a gay guy reconcile his sexuality and his religion.. i'm muslim actually, i come from mixed parentage of malay and chinese but no one would ever noe just by looking. I definitely look chinese. But yeah, i'm not like pious or anything but i try my best to stay away from pork and do the fasting stuff... but i mean i still jerk off to guys...isn't that a wee bit hyprocritical.. i mean some ppl would think why bother at all? you're going to hell anyway.. gay and religion simply doesn't belong in the same sentence.. sigh.. i sooo wish i wasn't gay.. it would make life quite a bit easier.. but que sera sera ...
posted by KW at 12:40 AM
3 Comments:
Oooh honey I love Tiffany's! As you probably know.
It's weird that I actually KNOW which bracelet you're talking about haha! It's very popular here in malaysia too, as it's instantly recognisable,especially the heart-shaped tag version. A lot of stewardesses wear those, but haven't seen any guy wearing it yet...
And for the record any guy wearing Tiffany's? G-A-Y to the M-A-X.
Fret not my young fabulous padawan, I will tell you the secret of finding out whether or not a friend is gay...one day.
hmmm.. i dunno.. he wears like baggy jeans and stuff so it really does look like a rapper's bling.. but he was baking a strawberry cake today. soo.. guess you're right.. haahah.. too bad he's hongkie.. his english isn't very good and my chinese is non-existent. well.. better luck next time.. btw he said he could get like an 1837 T&Co ring for like 50 aud.. if you're right that it's G-A-Y to the M-A-X to wear tiffany then i'll definitely need one.. hehehe
You mean your friend can get stuff from like, the Tiffany Reject Shop!? Sure or not?! Cos I was in Taipei the other day and I saw some very well-crafted fakes of Tiffany rings (Elsa Peretti), as in perfectly detailed fakes indistinguishable from the real thing from afar. And they were going for RM150 or something.
Oh if he's Hongky...er...yeah maybe he ain't gay. They're hideously branded. But the cake-baking is *warning flag!*
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